A reading of the classic story:
I called Sweetie to tell her what I had discovered and where I was going and that I felt that it was now my civic duty to bring this activity to the lesbian community much as Jennifer Love Hewitt brought it to the heterosexual community. Sweetie, however, does not necessarily feel the way that I do. I do believe her words were something like, “You are one CRAZY woman!”
I was not to be deterred. Off I headed to town to purchase some gorgeous, vivid, pre-pasted jewels so that Sweetie and I could do our part for ALV or “The Advancement of Lesbian Vajazzling.” (I just made that up, I’m smart like that!) Ahhh, well, I know that it is my duty to share with the world the things that I find intriguing, stimulating, fascinating, and interesting. Sweetie just does not understand that yet. She will. I hope. Soon. Until then, I will just hold her hand and lead her happily down the path of discovery. Whether she wants to travel that path or not. She will do this with me… and she will enjoy it damn it!